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Date: 09 Nov 2006 19:05:24
From: J. Clarke
Subject: I'm an idiot--router table department


So I need to make a half inch rabbet in four pieces of purpleheart.

So I stick the rabbet bit in the router and have at it.

So it turns out a need more like 5/16 of an inch and I don't have a smaller
bearing.

So I turn the pieces on edge and run them through with the bit raised a
little bit.

So now I have a little 1/16" or thereabouts ridge in the corner that I have
to neander out with a chisel.

So the phone rings.

So when I get off the phone I come back and realize that I'm neandering this
on top of the router table, which has a 3 horse router in it, a lift, and an
Incra jig. DOH. About a minute and a half later it's done.

What I can't figure out is WTF I didn't do it that way to begin with.






 
Date: 09 Nov 2006 21:20:51
From: tom
Subject: Re: I'm an idiot--router table department


Thanks, now I don't feel so alone... Tom
J. Clarke wrote:
> So I need to make a half inch rabbet in four pieces of purpleheart.
>
> So I stick the rabbet bit in the router and have at it.
>
> So it turns out a need more like 5/16 of an inch and I don't have a smaller
> bearing.
>
> So I turn the pieces on edge and run them through with the bit raised a
> little bit.
>
> So now I have a little 1/16" or thereabouts ridge in the corner that I have
> to neander out with a chisel.
>
> So the phone rings.
>
> So when I get off the phone I come back and realize that I'm neandering this
> on top of the router table, which has a 3 horse router in it, a lift, and an
> Incra jig. DOH. About a minute and a half later it's done.
>
> What I can't figure out is WTF I didn't do it that way to begin with.



  
Date: 10 Nov 2006 08:14:10
From: J. Clarke
Subject: Re: I'm an idiot--router table department



"tom" <tomeshew@msn.com > wrote in message
news:1163136051.638393.134890@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Thanks, now I don't feel so alone... Tom
> J. Clarke wrote:
>> So I need to make a half inch rabbet in four pieces of purpleheart.
>>
>> So I stick the rabbet bit in the router and have at it.
>>
>> So it turns out a need more like 5/16

That should have been 9/16. Can't add on top of everything else.

>> of an inch and I don't have a smaller
>> bearing.
>>
>> So I turn the pieces on edge and run them through with the bit raised a
>> little bit.
>>
>> So now I have a little 1/16" or thereabouts ridge in the corner that I
>> have
>> to neander out with a chisel.
>>
>> So the phone rings.
>>
>> So when I get off the phone I come back and realize that I'm neandering
>> this
>> on top of the router table, which has a 3 horse router in it, a lift, and
>> an
>> Incra jig. DOH. About a minute and a half later it's done.
>>
>> What I can't figure out is WTF I didn't do it that way to begin with.
>




 
Date: 10 Nov 2006 04:40:36
From: Leon
Subject: Re: I'm an idiot--router table department



"J. Clarke" <jclarke.usenet@cox.net > wrote in message
news:ej0h6e01j04@news2.newsguy.com...
> So I need to make a half inch rabbet in four pieces of purpleheart.
>
> So I stick the rabbet bit in the router and have at it.
>
> So it turns out a need more like 5/16 of an inch and I don't have a
> smaller bearing.
>
> So I turn the pieces on edge and run them through with the bit raised a
> little bit.
>
> So now I have a little 1/16" or thereabouts ridge in the corner that I
> have to neander out with a chisel.
>
> So the phone rings.
>
> So when I get off the phone I come back and realize that I'm neandering
> this on top of the router table, which has a 3 horse router in it, a lift,
> and an Incra jig. DOH. About a minute and a half later it's done.
>
> What I can't figure out is WTF I didn't do it that way to begin with.
>


Maybe if you attached a laser to you router table and....... ;~)




 
Date: 09 Nov 2006 21:36:27
From: Mortimer Schnerd, RN
Subject: Re: I'm an idiot--router table department


J. Clarke wrote:
> So when I get off the phone I come back and realize that I'm neandering this
> on top of the router table, which has a 3 horse router in it, a lift, and an
> Incra jig. DOH. About a minute and a half later it's done.
>
> What I can't figure out is WTF I didn't do it that way to begin with.



Sounds like something I'd do. So many toys... so little time.




--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com




 
Date: 09 Nov 2006 18:08:53
From: Robatoy
Subject: Re: I'm an idiot--router table department




On Nov 9, 7:05 pm, "J. Clarke" <jclarke.use...@cox.net > wrote:
> So I need to make a half inch rabbet in four pieces of purpleheart.
>
> So I stick the rabbet bit in the router and have at it.
>
> So it turns out a need more like 5/16 of an inch and I don't have a smaller
> bearing.
>
> So I turn the pieces on edge and run them through with the bit raised a
> little bit.
>
> So now I have a little 1/16" or thereabouts ridge in the corner that I have
> to neander out with a chisel.
>
> So the phone rings.
>
> So when I get off the phone I come back and realize that I'm neandering this
> on top of the router table, which has a 3 horse router in it, a lift, and an
> Incra jig. DOH. About a minute and a half later it's done.
>
> What I can't figure out is WTF I didn't do it that way to begin with.

LOL.. After the initial DOH.. I find those discoveries very refreshing.
Keeps me humble.

r



 
Date: 10 Nov 2006 02:27:21
From:
Subject: Re: I'm an idiot--router table department


In article <ej0h6e01j04@news2.newsguy.com >,
J. Clarke <jclarke.usenet@cox.net > wrote:
>So I need to make a half inch rabbet in four pieces of purpleheart.
>
>So I stick the rabbet bit in the router and have at it.
>
>So it turns out a need more like 5/16 of an inch and I don't have a smaller
>bearing.
>
>So I turn the pieces on edge and run them through with the bit raised a
>little bit.
>
>So now I have a little 1/16" or thereabouts ridge in the corner that I have
>to neander out with a chisel.
>
>So the phone rings.
>
>So when I get off the phone I come back and realize that I'm neandering this
>on top of the router table, which has a 3 horse router in it, a lift, and an
>Incra jig. DOH. About a minute and a half later it's done.
>
>What I can't figure out is WTF I didn't do it that way to begin with.
>
>

Well, look at it this way, if you had used the router to begin with,
you probably wouldn't have heard the phone ring.



--
Contentment makes poor men rich. Discontent makes rich men poor.
--Benjamin Franklin
Larry Wasserman - Baltimore, Maryland - lwasserm@charm.net



  
Date: 10 Nov 2006 09:07:37
From: George Max
Subject: Re: I'm an idiot--router table department


On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:27:21 -0600, lwasserm@fellspt.charm.net ()
wrote:

>In article <ej0h6e01j04@news2.newsguy.com>,
>J. Clarke <jclarke.usenet@cox.net> wrote:
>>So I need to make a half inch rabbet in four pieces of purpleheart.
>>
>>So I stick the rabbet bit in the router and have at it.
>>
>
>Well, look at it this way, if you had used the router to begin with,
>you probably wouldn't have heard the phone ring.

That's what answering machines are for. They let you concentrate on
the work at hand.